Hi, im dave, the humble creator of this blog. When i was a young boy, about six, i witnessed something very strange indeed- one day while i was playing at a stream near my house i saw a merman, it was quiet obviously gasping for breath. I wondered how it had got there and then he spoke, he whispered in a dying voice to me and this is what he said- "i would love to see you take a shit". Then he gasped once more and died. Ever since that day, when i take a shit i think of him looking down at me.
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